Monday, October 14, 2002

Which reminds me...

I was at Ralph's on La Brea the other day across the street from the hottie Trader Joe's (always hotties there), buying a greeting card for a birthday party. I was late of course and rushing through the express lane with my one item and neglected to put a divider after my card on the conveyor belt. This of course, caused the item belonging to the person behind me to continue, finally coming to rest on top of my birthday card.

I heard a quick gasp, saw a hand reach over to gingerly pluck her pink pregnancy test package off of my sad little card, and then hastily put behind a grocery item divider.

Oops. Sorry. Maybe NetEPT for this girl next time.