Ok, some explanation: I named Ingrid right around the time when I was trying to decide where our relationship was going. It had been a good 3+ year relationship and it was time to either stop renting (leasing) her and move on to another svelte euro (german? another swede?) or to settle down with my (still) dream date.

smoovebert: what time and how much? (i'm embarassingly broke)
skampgirl: i'm embarassingly broke too.
smoovebert: how does this happen? fuck.
smoovebert: it's because i decided to settle down with ingrid instead of just renting her
skampgirl: oh that's right.
skampgirl: she's your julia roberts in pretty woman.

aye. she is.